The Good and Bad of it-
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the
Accused: No, sir, I’m the guy who stole the chickens.
Justice a Bark away-
A Lady was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs.
At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question.
The neighbor didn’t reply.
Judge said sternly,“Sir, are you going to answer me?”
The neighbor, hard of hearing, leaped to his feet and said “Are you talking to me?”. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.”
The case was dismissed.
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
Advt Billboard of a Law Firm-
…was spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie: “Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”